Friday, February 1, 2013
Thank you for 16 wonderful years together. I love you. I'm grateful that you work so hard to support our family, and you put up with my craziness and anal-retentiveness every day.
My dear little boy,
Could you stop terrorizing everything and everyone? Please, I'm almost bald from pulling out my hair.
I like having fun with you, and not being so serious all the time. I hope you like it too. Sometimes I get tired of having to write serious, religious-y posts. I like these fun little posts.
Dear Wounded Warrior Project,
I sincerely hope that this isn't true. Because that's kind of silly.
Dear certain ebay buyer,
Please stop outbidding me on every single auction. Are you following me around or something? Seriously, knock it off.