Let's Be Honest, hmmmm?

From shadowness.com

Okay, let's be honest here. While my first reaction to this is, "Wow! I would love to go here and just relax and have peace", my secondary reaction is "No freakin' way". Because I realize that I would be hot, and uncomfortable, and probably get a sunburn, and get thirsty too. Then I can't swim well, so I would just get to sit uncomfortably just dangling my feet in. Then I'd get freaked out because there might be sharks or worse, jellyfish, and then I'd have to pee on my own wound so I wouldn't die.

So, now I'm all freaked out. Awesome.